women are like apples; the best ones are on the top of the tree.  some men are afraid to reach for the top because they may fall and get hurt, so they choose the lower ones that are not as good, but easy.  the apples on the top think that there is something wrong with them but they just need to wait for a man brave enough to make the climb.

men are like fine wine; they start out as grapes and it is up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

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